Celebrities...what a joke


Hey folks, to wrap the week here at YakkYakk, I did a "Where's the Outrage?" piece on celebrity culture and how obnoxious and stupid it all is. That stupid little bitch Paris Hilton FINALLY got a small dose of reality when she got a DUI Wednesday, which I find absolutely hilarious. This bitch has gotten a free pass all throughout life because her relatives made a fortune in the hotel industry. So I ask dear readers, why does anybody give a sh*t about this chick? Because she's hot? I say only because she got nailed on video with some dude and then the whole world saw it. What a whore.

The fact that people are allowed to make money by following these people around, photographing them or just becoming experts on their lives makes me want to puke. I love movies, but these guys are making millions of dollars to PRETEND. Isn't it just downright silly? Why are women so obsessed with people like Tom Cruise? Bah...for more rants listen to the show today, not one of my best, but certainly one of my more amusing.

Also, where's the outrage will now be available on FRIDAYS instead of Thursdays. Not only does it give you a chance to get pissed before the weekend, but it gives me an extra to find something to get mad about, and take care of all the other stuff here in the office. Thursdays have become an extremely busy day, and Fridays are usually a lot more laid back, so that's why we changed. Also, new episodes of "Word Up!" will be back on Monday, and then regularly from then on. Even though Monday is September 11th, I don't think I'm going to make word up themed to it. You can go anywhere for that, so let "word up!" be your escape from all that "Are we safer?" BS and learn some fun new words at the same time. BAM! Have an awesome weekend